Dear Miss Attitude,

Your self love has crossed over from healthy self esteem to obnoxious, annoying, over-the-top selfishness. You may think you are being flirty and fun by talking about your g-strings on facebook, however you just sound slutty. None of these guys that talk dirty to you over facebook actually want YOU, they just want to fuck you. There is a reason you can’t keep a relationship longer than a month or two - these guys quickly see how pathetic and shallow you are, and no one really wants to be with someone as shallow as you. You were the one that lectured me on not sleeping with a man right away, but you’re the first person to jump right into bed. I’m tired of your hypocrisy! I despise the fact that you made it clear that you are allowing me back into your life, as if it wasn’t your horribly selfish and just plain mean behavior that caused our break-up a year ago. I am not your friend. I will never be your friend again.

Grow up, and do it away from me thankyouverymuch!